Monday, June 30, 2014

You have the right not to read this




The New Great American Novel is just a soundbite and a selfie on Face Book.

 

See Book. Read Movie.

 


Chapter One: It was a dark and stormy knight of Jedi journalism


The Inner Child died and went to Google Heaven.


 Tha—tha—that’s all folks!

 

This blog is all about me! I’M NUMBER ONE! I’M NUMBER ONE!

 

Ow! Mommy! I hurt myself! Mommy!

 

Where are you? Oh. Right.

 

Mommy’s a test tube.

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