Thank you, Saturday Night Live for opening the floodgates of
bad taste in comedy bits on terrorists. SNL has inspired radical lone wolf
comedians to better bad taste.
In this bit called Comic Book Jihad Dance Party, Islamic
terrorists shoot down a rainbow hijacked by homosexuals and lesbians in a world
where Republicans pray to a longhaired hippie Jew in need of Universal Health
Care. You want sequel to The Interview?
Khan, here it comes.
It begins with two broke girls unable to join their rich new
friends on a shopping spree on Rodeo Drive. Are you unemployed and seductive
hot babes like them? Then it’s easy to make easy BIG $$$$$$$$$! You start by
offering Old Navy Orange Prison Jumpsuits and Popeye’s Chicken! By posting
nearly nude pictures of herself on Face Book and texting for true love with
jihad men of their dreams, they recruit 3 drooling Spanish Stooges into a
terrorist training camp! But wait!
Act now and you’ll get much more anti-social morons on
Social Media!
Oh no.
Here comes The Rat Race in The City Of Illegal Guns And
Roses out to lock up my Bad Taste JPEG Montage done at The New York Public
Library where I got tired of Waiting For Super Man and saw a movie on politics
starring Robert Di Niro called What The F**k Just Happened?
Trust me, I can’t make that up even if SNL hired a Puerto
Rican from The South Bronx as a scapegoat for their lousy jokes. I’m just not
that talented or African-American enough to get a gig as an anchorman of
Weekend Update where they failed to make satire on Brain Williams’s bout with
the fake news. Hey, I got one: Brian Williams is fired by NBC and NBC hires him
for The Black List because he’s too good looking to let go?
Now let me guess what’s my dinner at the church pantry.
I’ll go on a limb here and say not Popeye’s Chicken? It ‘d
be a miracle if din-din were Popeye’s Chicken. If Popeye’s Chicken were last
supper, I’d be tempted not to be nailed to a cross if I was Jesus. So much
Popeye’s Chicken to live for, you know
Chicken Fried Democracy, you rock!!!
Note that I said Popeye’s Chicken several times. According
to a belief system, I should be getting a box of Popeye’s Chicken under the
Christmas tree. To see if I got something for nothing, please click on http://donotclickonthisyouidiot.blogspot.com
It’s a blog created from an old riddle: How do you keep a
moron in suspense?
The answer might surprise you.
Jane! Stop This Crazy Media Thing by Danny Aponte of
Public School 161
An essay on Freedom of Speech to sing songs like a canary
in a coalmine
Copyrighted in The South Bronx of Graffiti from Here To
Eternity
LLAP Y’ALL!!!
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