I Wish I Never Seen The Sunshine sung by The Ronettes

 

You know what’s worse than NYPD Stop & Frisk?

 

 Try Vampire NYPD Stalk & Feast.

 

I’m a junior reporter who saw a vampire cop take a bite out of crime and then some.

 

I told my 6^th grade English teacher and she was happy with Vampire Blue Angel.

 

 Danny, you have a wonderful imagination, she beamed with pride.

 

 One day, you’ll grow up to write The Great American Novel.

 

Write what you know, she smiled as she patted my head.

 

I pleaded with her to believe there’s an undead cop doing away with due process in the city of guns and roses! I hate cop killers but they have human rights!  She warned me she’d call the school nurse and my hot-blooded Puerto Rican foster parents.

 

Stay in control of your imagination, she scolded sharply with bared teeth

 

I imagine my teacher is dating a vampire cop.

 

How To Pitch Nightmares To DreamWorks

 

By Danny Aponte of P.S 161

 

Copyrighted by me in 2014!

 

So why is China LOL?

 

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Literally, this sucks? Yeah, go have fun with puns. But I’ll stake my rep on my school report being true to life. Oh well. That’s that. Love sucks wonderfully I guess.

 

I wonder what’s being served in the lunchroom?

 

I am so very hungry like a wolf on the prowl.

 

Feel like eating Puerto Rican.