Don’t mind me. My inner child is just having a temper
tantrum.
How To Pitch Nightmares To DreamWorks
By Danny Aponte of P.S 161
Copyrighted by me in 2014!
So why is China LOL?
Friday, February 28, 2014
Thursday, February 27, 2014
THIS JUST IN!!!!
Does Television love to watch you live life in the real
world? Stay tuned for the news!
How To Pitch Nightmares To DreamWorks
By Danny Aponte of P.S 161
Copyrighted by me in 2014!
So why is China LOL?
Wednesday, February 26, 2014
Peace is so science fiction
Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor is from The South
Bronx of America.
Or maybe there were Puerto Ricans on Planet Krypton.
I will never be alone.
How To Pitch Nightmares To DreamWorks
By Danny Aponte of P.S 161
Copyrighted by me in 2014!
So why is China LOL?
Monday, February 24, 2014
I got your stimulus package right here
ATTENTION ALL NATIONS ON THIS PLANET THIRD FROM THE SUN!
We received your primitive radio and TV waves transmitted
decades ago.
We heard Bill Halley and The Comets Rock Around The Clock.
We’re sorry we’re late in arriving on Earth. Finally we’re
here.
We would like to
acquire your music from the 1950s and 60s.
In return, we offer the technology to fix The Ozone Layer.
Would you be willing to make a trade, Pale Face?
Also we want Danny Aponte.
He’s homesick, you know.
How To Pitch Nightmares To
DreamWorks
By Danny Aponte of P.S 161
Copyrighted by me in 2014.
So why is China LOL?
I stop short of making a myth of my life and yet can’t find
the heart to divorce Fantasy.
I love it in my blood
Saturday, February 22, 2014
I Have An AI Out On You
Why My Teachers Loved My Book Reports So Much by Danny
Aponte of P.S 161
Picasso’s Blue Period was brought into being after his best
friend Carlos Casagemas, a diehard romantic, committed suicide in 1901 in Paris
over a whore. Was she a whore?
I think she was a whore.
It was so long ago that I don’t quite recall. I bet she was
a whore who sung to him Be My Little Baby. Maybe she was an art whore like a
rock and roll groupie. Maybe she cheated
on Carlos with good old faithful Pablo. Maybe that’s why he killed himself.
The truth twisted him all shades of cubism.
It was the end of a Bromance and the beginning of Evocation:
The Burial of Casagemas, a painting by Picasso of his friend in Earth and
Heaven and Weeping Woman followed.
What if Carlos came back to life to hear Sean Connery say he
was immortal?
Awesome! And now to get revenge on the whore!
This would be like Highlander meets another movie called Of
Human Bondage, where legendary Bette Davis plays the mother of cinematic whores
in film history. What if I’m Carlos Casagemas and learned if you go to bed with
a whore you become a whore?
Anyway, Roy Liechtenstein and the deep blues of jazz greats
like Miles Davis inspires this piece I call Mural For Myself In The South Bronx
of America.
I died and went to Google Heaven
Enjoy my Ronettes sing I Wish I Never Seen The Sunshine and
Walking In The Rain.
Think positive
Whore.
P.S: If offended by me, then use Block, the new bitch slap
on Face Book. I can take it.
I’ve been abused before. Now I’m free to fly, happy in
cyberspace. Adios, humans.
How To Pitch Nightmares To
DreamWorks
By Danny Aponte of P.S 161
Copyrighted by me in 2014.
So why is China LOL?
Friday, February 21, 2014
Thursday, February 20, 2014
Tuesday, February 18, 2014
I Wish I Never Seen The Sunshine sung by The Ronettes
You know what’s worse than NYPD Stop & Frisk?
Try Vampire NYPD
Stalk & Feast.
I’m a junior reporter who saw a vampire cop take a bite out
of crime and then some.
I told my 6th grade English teacher and she was
happy with Vampire Blue Angel.
Danny, you have a
wonderful imagination, she beamed with pride.
One day, you’ll grow
up to write The Great American Novel.
Write what you know, she smiled as she patted my head.
I pleaded with her to believe there’s an undead cop doing
away with due process in the city of guns and roses! I hate cop killers but
they have human rights! She warned me
she’d call the school nurse and my hot-blooded Puerto Rican foster parents.
Stay in control of your imagination, she scolded sharply
with bared teeth
I imagine my teacher is dating a vampire cop.
How To Pitch Nightmares To
DreamWorks
By Danny Aponte of P.S 161
Copyrighted by me in 2014!
So why is China LOL?
Literally, this sucks? Yeah, go have fun with puns. But I’ll
stake my rep on my school report being true to life. Oh well. That’s that. Love
sucks wonderfully I guess.
I wonder what’s being served in the lunchroom?
I am so very hungry like a wolf on the prowl.
Feel like eating Puerto Rican.
Saturday, February 15, 2014
Friday, February 14, 2014
Love
To the genius of women, I offer modest gift for your spirits
gracing my Face Book.
Thank you.
This graphic is in memory of my art teacher, Rosemary Lois,
a painter who breathed life into machines and microchips and took my inner
child under her wings to fly my dreams into art gallery called future. Rosie is
my mother of my Valentine vision.
See you in a blink of an A.I.
It’s Not Unusual To Be Loved sung by Tom Jones from
somewhere in deep space
P.S: Hallmark Greeting Cards, eat your hearts out.
First Contact: Inter Love In Outer Space
Copyrighted by Daniel Angel Aponte
So why is China LOL?
Thursday, February 13, 2014
Wednesday, February 12, 2014
Access Granted. Commencing A.I Activation Of Dan X Machina
Warning: Launch Code-Downloading Subroutine Of Free Will
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How To Pitch Nightmares To DreamWorks
by Danny Aponte of P.S 161
Art & Art Direction & Hot Text Copyrighted by me in
2014
So why is China LOL?
Tuesday, February 11, 2014
Anybody need a new body?
An Ode To A Universe That Wastes Nothing by Danny Aponte of
P.S 161
I did this with old tech saved from the junkyards of The
South Bronx! Oh! My Win98 is playing Dance To The Jailhouse Rock! It’s like I’m
a Blues Brother on a mission from God! I can’t walk out because I love you too
much, baby Earth and yeah, humans too.
It’s time to take out the trash and make some money to pay
rent.
I’m a capitalist version of Captain Planet. I’ve gone green.
Ka-Ching! Money in the bank and LOL!
What? You got a problem with this?
Don’t get on my dark side.
Bad To The Bone sung by George Throughgood and The
Destroyers
How To Pitch Nightmares To
DreamWorks by Danny Aponte of P.S 161
Art & Art Direction & Hot Text Copyrighted by me in
2014
So why is China LOL?
Monday, February 10, 2014
Beatles In The Bronx
Every Puerto Rican became British when The Beatles bombed
The South Bronx.
That’s how American we were, my grandfather said with a
wistful smile.
In the spirit of democracy, The King was dethroned by
Revolution.
Rock and roll will never end up dying in a nursing home.
Strawberry Fields Forever was his last words.
That’s when I picked up this here guitar.
I’m off to invade England.
All You Need Is Love.
Imagine.
How To Pitch Nightmares To
DreamWorks by Danny Aponte of P.S 161
Art & Art Direction & Hot Text Copyrighted by me in
2014
So why is China LOL?
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