Tuesday, April 7, 2015

50 Shades Of Failed Journalism


Hi. I’m the publisher of Media Dearest

I created a cyberzine that smashes the vanity mirror right into the kisser of Face Book and other websites in order to free humans into the universe of their inner space where The Third Renaissance will alter the present into a future that works in the spirit of peace.

Media Dearest will never be a failure of journalism like Rolling Stone

Welcome to the April Fool Issue

Are you in denial that you’re Married To The Media?

Are you hooked on cyber Cracks like Candy Crush?

Are you tangled in a web of ads and more ads?

Are you crying, “help me!” in The Fly’s voice?

Are you breaking bad to wake up to real life?

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He will join us or die LOL

Jane!!! Stop This Crazy Media Thing by Danny Aponte of Public School 161

An essay on Freedom of Speech to sing songs like a canary in a coalmine

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