Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Bite Me Shark Tank


Imagine opening on The Virgin Islands a boutique called Rendezvous With You!

 

Vacationers in love will be swept away by The Diamonds singing Little Darling!

 

Bose sound system will bring back to life Frankie Valle and The Four Seasons!

 

We’ll sell tanning lotions in the movie background of a 1960s beach party!

 

There’s much more tourists will love about Rendezvous With You!

 

This boutique will be Museum of Modern Art worthy fun! 

 

It’ll be a mystical time traveling dream like experience!

 

Tourists will be wearing washable tattoos of Tattoo!

 

It’ll be hard for them to leave our Fantasy Island!

 

But butts will leave very happy with Tattoo!

 

Surf’s up to being young in the future!

 

Be there or be EMC2 squared!

 

Ooh! You’re the coolest!

 

Yes I am, baby.

 

Yes we can.

 

XOXLOL

 


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