Friday, August 29, 2014
Thursday, August 28, 2014
DIE DEATH DIE
AT LONG LAST PERFECTION!!! AND NOW TO HURT HUMANS!!!
Because it’s what perfect beings do. Hurt humans.
Then we make movie.
I WAS MADE INTO A TEST SUBJECT! THEN A VIRUS WAS FORCED ON
ME!
GMO MAN IS WHAT SUPER DNA HAS TRANSFORMED ME INTO!
OMG! I WILL NEVER GET SICK OR OLD! I WILL NEVER DIE!
I can live with that.
We make movie?
Ugly Duckling Danny Raised By Amazons On Fantasy Island To
Sinatra Sin Songs
Fairy tales can come true in a Rockaway Beach marriage with
Ramones Reality.
And the make up art is Tony Tiger GRRRREAT! It’s
overwhelming!
All this beauty and brains can only mean…
I died and went to Google Heaven!
Enjoy The Summer Wind
LOOKOUT FOR THAT ROCK LOBSTER!!!
Hope you had skin cancer
free summer!
Wednesday, August 27, 2014
Tuesday, August 26, 2014
Monday, August 25, 2014
Chat Transcript [Question #9776156]
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Hello Daniel Angel Aponte,
Your chat transcript with a librarian at New York Public Library - ASK NYPL
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[Librarian 14:44:50]: You are welcome and thank you for using Ask NYPL
Date: 14:41 2014/08/18
Question ID: 9776156
Chat Transcript: How do I submit an idea to draw people to libraries by booking former South Bronx residents like Sonia Sotomayor, Colin Powell, Al Pacino and other published authors to read on the stories of our lives at The NYPL?
[Librarian 14:41:36]: Librarian 'Serena' has joined the session.
[Librarian 14:41:40]: Hello. Welcome to the AskNYPL Chat Service!
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I am reviewing your question now.
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(At the end of our chat session, if the e-mail address you provided is correct, you will receive a complete transcript in your in-box.)
[Daniel Angel Aponte 14:42:06]: Roger that
[Librarian 14:42:46]: we do have a program called LIVE at NYPL that does take place at the Main Library but you may contact the head of the Bronx Library Center
[Librarian 14:43:00]: His name is Michael Alvarez
[Librarian 14:43:15]: this is his email: michaelalvarez@nypl.org
[Daniel Angel Aponte 14:44:04]: Thank you, Serena! Anything else?
[Daniel Angel Aponte 14:44:25]: Have a nice day
[Daniel Angel Aponte 14:44:30]: Patron ended chat session.
Saturday, August 23, 2014
Hello Daniel Angel Aponte,
Your chat transcript with a librarian at New York Public Library - ASK NYPL
New information has been sent regarding your session:Your chat transcript with a librarian at New York Public Library - ASK NYPL
[Librarian 14:44:50]: You are welcome and thank you for using Ask NYPL
Date: 14:41 2014/08/18
Question ID: 9776156
Chat Transcript: How do I submit an idea to draw people to libraries by booking former South Bronx residents like Sonia Sotomayor, Colin Powell, Al Pacino and other published authors to read on the stories of our lives at The NYPL?
[Librarian 14:41:36]: Librarian 'Serena' has joined the session.
[Librarian 14:41:40]: Hello. Welcome to the AskNYPL Chat Service!
< br>
I am reviewing your question now.
< br><br>
(At the end of our chat session, if the e-mail address you provided is correct, you will receive a complete transcript in your in-box.)
[Daniel Angel Aponte 14:42:06]: Roger that
[Librarian 14:42:46]: we do have a program called LIVE at NYPL that does take place at the Main Library but you may contact the head of the Bronx Library Center
[Librarian 14:43:00]: His name is Michael Alvarez
[Librarian 14:43:15]: this is his email: michaelalvarez@nypl.org
[Daniel Angel Aponte 14:44:04]: Thank you, Serena! Anything else?
[Daniel Angel Aponte 14:44:25]: Have a nice day
[Daniel Angel Aponte 14:44:30]: Patron ended chat session.
I dream therefore I exist in reality?
ALTERNATE BEGINNINGS/ ENDINGS PLAY ALL
When I was a kid, my first drug of choice was Television.
One day, I overdosed.
I woke up Tele-eclectic. There are good, bad and ugly
Tele-eclectics.
There are others in other nations on a Mission: Impossible
They want to destroy the world to save Planet Earth.
Then they can make movies and endless sequels.
O Fortuna, behold my powers ever increasing…
SOUND AND FURY SIGNIFYING NOTHING BUT DESIRES TO WIN
OSCARS!!!
Oh, how you miserable humans will pay for this at multiplex
theatres!!!
Coming soon in Blog IMAX http://teleeclectic.blogspot.com
No laugh track need apply here.
It’s all Gluten Free LOL
Justice comes for America and the rest of the world. Now where's my reward?
ALTERNATE BEGINNINGS/ ENDINGS PLAY ALL
When I was a kid, my first drug of choice was Television.
One day, I overdosed.
I woke up Tele-eclectic. There are good, bad and ugly
Tele-eclectics.
There are others in other nations on a Mission: Impossible
They want to destroy the world to save Planet Earth.
Then they can make movies and endless sequels.
O Fortuna, behold my powers ever increasing…
SOUND AND FURY SIGNIFYING NOTHING BUT DESIRES TO WIN
OSCARS!!!
Oh, how you miserable humans will pay for this at multiplex
theatres!!!
Coming soon in Blog IMAX http://teleeclectic.blogspot.com
No laugh track need apply here.
It’s all Gluten Free LOL
Friday, August 22, 2014
SHOWTIME!!!
I used to do an imitation of the great baritone voice of Don
Pardo, announcer of Saturday Night Live. I used it over the intercom of the
brownstone where Jane Curtin lived. After I announced myself, the former SNL
cast member said, “ Oh, it’s just the delivery boy”.
NOT JUST ANY DELIVERY BOY, JANE!!!
Jane Curtin totally freaked out fearfully.
I never delivered to her again
She had no sense of humor.
For Face Book Update
In Don Pardo’s voice
I’m Danny Aponte
Delivery Boy!!!
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