Thursday, August 28, 2014


AT LONG LAST PERFECTION!!! AND NOW TO HURT HUMANS!!!

 

Because it’s what perfect beings do. Hurt humans.

 

Then we make movie.

DIE DEATH DIE




AT LONG LAST PERFECTION!!! AND NOW TO HURT HUMANS!!!

 

Because it’s what perfect beings do. Hurt humans.

 

Then we make movie.

 




I WAS MADE INTO A TEST SUBJECT! THEN A VIRUS WAS FORCED ON ME!

 

GMO MAN IS WHAT SUPER DNA HAS TRANSFORMED ME INTO!

 

OMG! I WILL NEVER GET SICK OR OLD! I WILL NEVER DIE!

 

I can live with that.

 

We make movie?

 




Ugly Duckling Danny Raised By Amazons On Fantasy Island To Sinatra Sin Songs

 

Fairy tales can come true in a Rockaway Beach marriage with Ramones Reality.

 

And the make up art is Tony Tiger GRRRREAT! It’s overwhelming!

 

All this beauty and brains can only mean…

 

I died and went to Google Heaven!

 

Enjoy The Summer Wind

 




 

LOOKOUT FOR THAT ROCK LOBSTER!!!

 

 Hope you had skin cancer free summer!

Tuesday, August 26, 2014





I’m recruiting you to help me put Americans on police line-ups.

 

It’s Mission: Impossible very dangerous.

 

Try to have fun

 

LIGHT THE FUSE! LIGHT THE FUSE!

 

And no laugh track need apply.

 



Monday, August 25, 2014




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Hello Daniel Angel Aponte,

Your chat transcript with a librarian at New York Public Library - ASK NYPL

New information has been sent regarding your session:

[Librarian 14:44:50]: You are welcome and thank you for using Ask NYPL


Date: 14:41 2014/08/18
Question ID: 9776156

Chat Transcript: How do I submit an idea to draw people to libraries by booking former South Bronx residents like Sonia Sotomayor, Colin Powell, Al Pacino and other published authors to read on the stories of our lives at The NYPL?


[Librarian 14:41:36]: Librarian 'Serena' has joined the session.
[Librarian 14:41:40]: Hello. Welcome to the AskNYPL Chat Service!

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I am reviewing your question now.

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(At the end of our chat session, if the e-mail address you provided is correct, you will receive a complete transcript in your in-box.)
[Daniel Angel Aponte 14:42:06]: Roger that
[Librarian 14:42:46]: we do have a program called LIVE at NYPL that does take place at the Main Library but you may contact the head of the Bronx Library Center
[Librarian 14:43:00]: His name is Michael Alvarez
[Librarian 14:43:15]: this is his email: michaelalvarez@nypl.org
[Daniel Angel Aponte 14:44:04]: Thank you, Serena! Anything else?
[Daniel Angel Aponte 14:44:25]: Have a nice day
[Daniel Angel Aponte 14:44:30]: Patron ended chat session.
[Librarian 14:44:50]: You are welcome and thank you for using Ask NYPL

Saturday, August 23, 2014


Hello Daniel Angel Aponte,

Your chat transcript with a librarian at New York Public Library - ASK NYPL

New information has been sent regarding your session:

[Librarian 14:44:50]: You are welcome and thank you for using Ask NYPL


Date: 14:41 2014/08/18
Question ID: 9776156

Chat Transcript: How do I submit an idea to draw people to libraries by booking former South Bronx residents like Sonia Sotomayor, Colin Powell, Al Pacino and other published authors to read on the stories of our lives at The NYPL?


[Librarian 14:41:36]: Librarian 'Serena' has joined the session.
[Librarian 14:41:40]: Hello. Welcome to the AskNYPL Chat Service!

< br>

I am reviewing your question now.

< br><br>

(At the end of our chat session, if the e-mail  address you provided is correct, you will receive a complete transcript in your in-box.)
[Daniel Angel Aponte 14:42:06]: Roger that
[Librarian 14:42:46]: we do have a program called LIVE at NYPL that does take place at the Main Library but you may contact the head of the Bronx Library Center
[Librarian 14:43:00]: His name is Michael Alvarez
[Librarian 14:43:15]: this is his email: michaelalvarez@nypl.org
[Daniel Angel Aponte 14:44:04]: Thank you, Serena! Anything else?
[Daniel Angel Aponte 14:44:25]: Have a nice day
[Daniel Angel Aponte 14:44:30]: Patron ended chat session.
[Librarian 14:44:50]: You are welcome and thank you for using Ask NYPL

I dream therefore I exist in reality?








ALTERNATE BEGINNINGS/ ENDINGS PLAY ALL

 

When I was a kid, my first drug of choice was Television. One day, I overdosed.

 

I woke up Tele-eclectic. There are good, bad and ugly Tele-eclectics.

 

There are others in other nations on a Mission: Impossible

 

They want to destroy the world to save Planet Earth.

 

Then they can make movies and endless sequels.

 

O Fortuna, behold my powers ever increasing…

 

SOUND AND FURY SIGNIFYING NOTHING BUT DESIRES TO WIN OSCARS!!!

 

Oh, how you miserable humans will pay for this at multiplex theatres!!!

 

Coming soon in Blog IMAX http://teleeclectic.blogspot.com

 

No laugh track need apply here.

 

It’s all Gluten Free LOL

 

Justice comes for America and the rest of the world. Now where's my reward?


ALTERNATE BEGINNINGS/ ENDINGS PLAY ALL

 

When I was a kid, my first drug of choice was Television. One day, I overdosed.

 

I woke up Tele-eclectic. There are good, bad and ugly Tele-eclectics.

 



There are others in other nations on a Mission: Impossible

 

They want to destroy the world to save Planet Earth.

 

Then they can make movies and endless sequels.

 

O Fortuna, behold my powers ever increasing…

 

SOUND AND FURY SIGNIFYING NOTHING BUT DESIRES TO WIN OSCARS!!!

 

Oh, how you miserable humans will pay for this at multiplex theatres!!!

 

Coming soon in Blog IMAX http://teleeclectic.blogspot.com

 

No laugh track need apply here.

 

It’s all Gluten Free LOL

 

Friday, August 22, 2014



SHOWTIME!!!







I used to do an imitation of the great baritone voice of Don Pardo, announcer of Saturday Night Live. I used it over the intercom of the brownstone where Jane Curtin lived. After I announced myself, the former SNL cast member said, “ Oh, it’s just the delivery boy”.

 

NOT JUST ANY DELIVERY BOY, JANE!!!

 

Jane Curtin totally freaked out fearfully.

 

I never delivered to her again

 

She had no sense of humor.

 

For Face Book Update

 

In Don Pardo’s voice

 

I’m Danny Aponte

 

Delivery Boy!!!

 


 


 

Happy New Fears In 2020