1970s Jetlag

In a basement of an ancient house in The South Bronx, an old movie reel was found from the 1970s

It included an ominous voice-over for the movie trailer that begins with Coming Soon

BLACK HONKY IN TECHNICOLOR!!!

The movie is about a Nazi scientist stealing DNA from Olympians such as Mohammed Ali and Jesse Owens (who gave Hitler a hissy fit when he beat a Nazi runner who was later made to ‘disappear’ by Nazis for losing to a ‘Negro from America’)

The movie was done in the time of the first X-rated movie called Midnight Cowboy winning an Oscar (much to the horror of President Nixon and Bill Graham.)

I couldn’t believe it.

What The Fudge, I exclaimed in order to get a General Audience Rating from Facebook.

Originally, the film was called BLACK HITLER IN TECHNICOLOR!!!!

The director was a white man named Clarence Williams

African Americans confused him with Clarence Williams III, a black man who played Linc in the early 1970s TV series, The Mod Squad (that featured a white actress named Peggy Lipton who later married an African American music producer. And they lived happily ever after in Motown with Smokey Robinson singing Cruising in the background of a Beverly Hills mansion far, far away from George Jefferson’s high rise apartment in Money Making Manhattan far, far away from J.J shouting DYNAMITE in Good Times.) 

Where was I? Oh yeah. You ever noticed the lack of Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?

WTF happened???

Anyway, I have to warn you of a disturbing graphic scene in BLACK HONKY IN TECHNICOLOR or BHIT: Hitler’s Brain was kept alive and eventually sodomized by his wet dream of The Uber Man (German for Super Man)

Something went wrong, screamed the Nazi Scientist.

Well, duh.

I have to end this review for now because I have to get on Gofundme to raise $$$ to digitally remaster BHIT.

I would to like to show BHIT at an art movie house in Soho before it goes extinct and too late. The End