In a basement of an ancient house in The South Bronx, an old
movie reel was found from the 1970s
It included an ominous voice-over for the movie trailer that
begins with Coming Soon
BLACK HONKY IN TECHNICOLOR!!!
The movie is about a Nazi scientist stealing DNA from
Olympians such as Mohammed Ali and Jesse Owens (who gave Hitler a hissy fit
when he beat a Nazi runner who was later made to ‘disappear’ by Nazis for
losing to a ‘Negro from America’)
The movie was done in the time of the first X-rated movie
called Midnight Cowboy winning an Oscar (much to the horror of President Nixon
and Bill Graham.)
I couldn’t believe it.
What The Fudge, I exclaimed in order to get a General
Audience Rating from Facebook.
Originally, the film was called BLACK HITLER IN
TECHNICOLOR!!!!
The director was a white man named Clarence Williams
African Americans confused him with Clarence Williams III, a
black man who played Linc in the early 1970s TV series, The Mod Squad (that
featured a white actress named Peggy Lipton who later married an African
American music producer. And they lived happily ever after in Motown with
Smokey Robinson singing Cruising in the background of a Beverly Hills mansion
far, far away from George Jefferson’s high rise apartment in Money Making Manhattan
far, far away from J.J shouting DYNAMITE in Good Times.)
Where was I? Oh yeah. You ever noticed the lack of Puerto
Ricans on Star Trek?
WTF happened???
Anyway, I have to warn you of a disturbing graphic scene in
BLACK HONKY IN TECHNICOLOR or BHIT: Hitler’s Brain was kept alive and
eventually sodomized by his wet dream of The Uber Man (German for Super Man)
Something went wrong, screamed the Nazi Scientist.
Well, duh.
I have to end this review for now because I have to get on
Gofundme to raise $$$ to digitally remaster BHIT.
I would to like to show BHIT at an art movie house in Soho
before it goes extinct and too late. The End
