Retinas Scanned …Identity
Confirmed…Run Program
Retinas Scanned …Identity
Confirmed…Run Program
Good morning, Dan.
Your mission, if you decide to
accept, is to put Islamic U.S citizens on police line-ups.
Modifications made to The Patriot
Act will enable you to include The United States of America (for example:
Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor.)
The super computer eclectic will
aid you in capturing the spirit of We, The People and bring them to The Bronx
County Courthouse as Exhibit A to get a homework assignment done on creating a
tour book for The South Bronx.
As always, you choose your
all-girl team from Face Book.
However, it is imperative you
include on this mission retired Commander James Carter who got his hands dirty
by rebuilding houses in Habitat For Humanity.
He is currently working for
peanuts on his farm.
If you are captured and subjected to the
enhanced interrogation tactics of The View, Oprah Winfrey, and others in the
liberal media, you will enjoy the pain as you were trained to do while all
knowledge of your actions will be disavowed and made into a movie by Ben
Affleck (on the theory people won’t believe anything unless it’s a movie.)
Once exposed, you’ll never be
able to eat in privacy under The Golden Arches again.
Good luck, Dan.
This coded message in plain
English will unfriend you in 3…2…1
The fuse is lit.
Ad Mission : Impossible begins!
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