Friday, April 29, 2016

Got Idea?






When Thomas Edison revealed the light bulb some Americans went AIEEEEEEEE!

The demon Edison has captured sunlight in magic glass they screamed.

Darkness has returned to Earth they all shouted from caves.

They yelled Edison, thy name is Lucifer (that translates as light bearer and should remind one of a laser sword from the Star Wars movies that a non techno cult called The Amish have never seen but we should force them to see The Force Awakens to make them suffer like the rest of us. Is it us or was that movie substandard? What a letdown. I mean, Star Wars is like our religion, man, like making money from bad movies is other people’s religion. It can only get worse if The Amish saw it on bootleg)

Let’s begin the class with a warning

Those who do not learn from revised history are doomed to repeat it next semester

Happy to see some of you back.

Hopefully some of you with hard work will get your degree in Duh

I’m Dr. Daniel Angel Aponte author of The Art Of The Algorithm

Welcome To Stupid Natural Vs Science 101

This course is non-refundable of course

Those of you that read my New York Times approved bestseller move to the front of the class and the rest of you Neanderthals can stay in the back until you buy my book.

Anthropology. What does it mean? Besides the smart people that read my best selling world acclaimed book, anyone wants to get up on all four legs to tell the class?

I promise you a doggie treat if anyone of you spoiled rich little man bitches stand up and show some conjones by confessing you don’t know squat. Evolve already on http://artofthealgorithm.blogspot,com


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