When Thomas Edison revealed the light bulb some Americans
went AIEEEEEEEE!
The demon Edison has captured sunlight in magic glass they
screamed.
Darkness has returned to Earth they all shouted from caves.
They yelled Edison, thy name is Lucifer (that translates as
light bearer and should remind one of a laser sword from the Star Wars movies
that a non techno cult called The Amish have never seen but we should force
them to see The Force Awakens to make them suffer like the rest of us. Is it us
or was that movie substandard? What a letdown. I mean, Star Wars is like our
religion, man, like making money from bad movies is other people’s religion. It
can only get worse if The Amish saw it on bootleg)
Let’s begin the class with a warning
Those who do not learn from revised history are doomed to
repeat it next semester
Happy to see some of you back.
Hopefully some of you with hard work will get your degree in
Duh
I’m Dr. Daniel Angel Aponte author of The Art Of The
Algorithm
Welcome To Stupid Natural Vs Science 101
This course is non-refundable of course
Those of you that read my New York Times approved bestseller
move to the front of the class and the rest of you Neanderthals can stay in the
back until you buy my book.
Anthropology. What does it mean? Besides the smart people
that read my best selling world acclaimed book, anyone wants to get up on all
four legs to tell the class?
I promise you a doggie treat if anyone of you spoiled rich
little man bitches stand up and show some conjones by confessing you don’t know
squat. Evolve already on http://artofthealgorithm.blogspot,com
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